Richard and Jeff - conversation

Richard: Good morrr - eh errh - rning Jeff!
Jeff: Is Richard there?
Richard: Eh?! It's me!...Is that Jeff?
Jeff: Hey friend, You've changed your voice! Ha ha ha...
Richard: It's not funny! I've tonsillitis...ehrrr eh...I've received your -ehrrr - message.
Jeff: Oh my poor Richard. Yes, the message...Are you available later today?
Richard: Yes, I am, but I have to stay at home...Doctor said.
Jeff: Ok, I will visit you! And I will buy some flowers for you...
Richard: Errrrrghrghrg....I'm allergic...You can't bring me flowers....sorry...but...thank you...errrgh...
Jeff: My poooooor Richie...I will buy chocolate cake! Is it OK?
Richard: I hate chocolate-eeeeeeeeeeerrrgh...eh...
Jeff: So what can I buy for you?
Richard: One bottle of Zelená please...errrgh...it's good disinfection and this is what I need now...Thank you...eeeeerghrrrr...
Jeff: Oh my poor Richichichichichie, I will buy three bottles of Zelená and I will bring your favourite collection of porn...
Richard: Which one...errrgh?
Jeff: This one with little obese balletgirl and three penguins...
Richard: Oh yes, errrrgh eh eh errrgh...Thank you...I'll look forward to seeing you tonight.
Jeff: Me to...Good bye my poor friend...And don't forget - penguins are waiting...Bye...
Richard: Bye...errrrrgh errrrgh eh eh...Help me! Eeeeeh...I can't breathe....eeeerrgh eh eh---
Jeff: Are you there?!... Richard? ...Do you hear me?...Richard!...Say something!...Oh shit...
Richard: Ha ha ha... I was joking...ha ha ha...I'm healthy like fish...Ten to nine, I'll be waiting next to bar "U Zkalený krtonožky"...Bye...